Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Georgian Chicken vs Chicken Supreme

Which chicken rules? Let the battle between Georgian Chicken (GC) and Chicken Supreme (CS) begin.
  • One has Georgia in the name, but it's hard to beat Supreme (either as a godlike power or as group of three backup singers). Advantage CS
  • Baked with decent seasoning (GC) versus cooked in some mysterious fashion and then poured over rice (CS). Advantage GC.
  • GC is on Tuesday's menu. CS is offered on Wednesdays. Since I don't teach Tuesdays, Advantage GC.
  • Looks like something you might want to eat (GC) versus something your kid erupted after suddenly getting the stomach flu (CS). Advantage GC
  • Hot sauce easily added for additional flavor. Advantage CS

And the winner is ... Georgian Chicken!!!

4 comments:

Mark E. Johnson said...

There's a rumor that this post was written PRE-LUNCH, and if that's true, Prof. Hollander may be banished to Georgia Tech where they're working on computational journalism.

And while no one really knows what that means, we're inferring it to be computer coded writing based upon input variables.

Hollander said...

I input the chicken, then output (later) the results.

Where's that damn video?

Karen Miller Russell said...

This entire post is just WRONG.

Hollander said...

In my last two blogs I have succeeded in all that matters -- entertaining myself.

The entertaining of others? Pffft.

Let's hear it for self-referential off-colorism. And Johnson still doesn't have tenure.