Soon-to-be Grady faculty member Kristen Smith pointed out to LATFC staff bloggers that April is national poetry month. She challenged us to write a haiku in celebration of the poetry that is the Faculty Center. Hence, Hollander's hack poetry.
Today, we go beyond the initial challenge to include a limerick that celebrates our adoration for both the Faculty Center and our most prolific commenter.
There once was a faculty member
Who left LSU in September
She starved half to death
& had meatloaf on her breath
From eating lunch at the Faculty Center.
