Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Last Semester

Today we gently broke the news to Prof. Fink that the Faculty Center will close. While he showed no tears, his pain was obvious. Or maybe that was the Lima beans. Hard to say.

Johnson knows somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows Rachael Ray, or at least says he does. She may be the world's most reviled chef, as one article suggests, but that makes her perfect to review LATFC. After a guest post like that and the closing down of the place, we can put this blog down like a bad dog.



5 comments:

Unknown said...

Johnson actually knows someone who Knows RR...Me! Merely by knowing RR and mentioning that fact while dining in one of Johnson's favorite eateries, I found myself on the receiving end of a half dozen passionate kisses from our waitress. The waitress, a huge RR fan, working at the Dinosaur in Syracuse walked up to my table while I was telling friends the long version of RR and my lips making brief contact...

Mir said...

Actually, he knows TWO someones who know someone who knows RR.

But I still think there's not a chance in hell she'd pronounce those sad excuses for lemon bars "yummo." Just sayin'.

Hollander said...

The lemon bars are yellow. Yellow starts with a Y. Yummo also starts with a Y.

Coincidence? No way. Therefore, lemon bars must be yummo.

k said...

why do you hate dogs?

Hollander said...

Hate dogs? Never.

They're best served raw with a pinch of salt and a dry white wine.